Well, we only have a couple more shopping days left until Christmas is here. It's usually pretty easy to shop for loved ones, because we know what they like, what they hate, and what they would consider to be useful. However, I do have a group of close friends that are usually pretty difficult to shop for: MY WHORE FRIENDS.
I've compiled a list of things that I found to be acceptable gifts for my little slutty chums. If you have any radical tramps in your life that you need to do some last minute shopping for, feel free to peruse my list.
- Heated Lip Gloss - great for kissing and sucking purposes. The temp of the gloss is suppose to increase with friction. $3.99
- Candy Cane Flavored Thongs - perfect with hot chocolate. $8.99
- Mistletoe Panties - You're suppose to kiss beneath the mistletoe, right? $11.99
- Glowing Christmas Tree Tongue Ring - Ooooh! The lights! $15.99
SEASONS SKEETINGS!
(I know that was just awful... Merry Christmas)
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