There are so many options, yet most would involve me ending up in prison for the rest of my life. I know the only real way to get back at him is to hit him where it hurts - IN HIS WALLET.
My name is Michelle and I'm about to ditch my annoying ass, lousy, no good of a stingy, selfish, arrogant, insensitive, CHEATING husband... ONCE AND FOR ALL.
And not only am I leaving him, before I go, I'm throwin a WAITING TO EXHALE party!
And guess what... I have tons of party favors which many of you readers could benefit from. I'm selling and giving away THOUSANDS of DOLLARS worth of crap that my husband has given to me over the course of the past few years. (Furs, leathers, jewelry, clothes, shoes, perfume, electronics, etc.... all high end. My husband may be a jerk but he's a rich jerk.)
I'm going to start cleaning now and by the end of Sunday evening, I will come back and update this post with everything that I'm getting rid of, along with a 200lb. sack of shit (a.k.a my husband).
Already up for sale is a 2005 3-Series BMW. It's clean. It's white. I don't smoke. Everything's fine with it and it still has a warranty. Give me $5,000 and a really good cheesecake and it's yours. Seriously.
Like I said, I have a shit load of things to sell and give away, so keep checking back. I'll be updating this post all nite.
Thanx...
Michelle
UPDATED @6:15PM
My name is Michelle and I'm about to ditch my annoying ass, lousy, no good of a stingy, selfish, arrogant, insensitive, CHEATING husband... ONCE AND FOR ALL.
And not only am I leaving him, before I go, I'm throwin a WAITING TO EXHALE party!
And guess what... I have tons of party favors which many of you readers could benefit from. I'm selling and giving away THOUSANDS of DOLLARS worth of crap that my husband has given to me over the course of the past few years. (Furs, leathers, jewelry, clothes, shoes, perfume, electronics, etc.... all high end. My husband may be a jerk but he's a rich jerk.)
I'm going to start cleaning now and by the end of Sunday evening, I will come back and update this post with everything that I'm getting rid of, along with a 200lb. sack of shit (a.k.a my husband).
Already up for sale is a 2005 3-Series BMW. It's clean. It's white. I don't smoke. Everything's fine with it and it still has a warranty. Give me $5,000 and a really good cheesecake and it's yours. Seriously.
Like I said, I have a shit load of things to sell and give away, so keep checking back. I'll be updating this post all nite.
Thanx...
Michelle
UPDATED @6:15PM
IM ALSO GIVING AWAY MY 80GB IPOD
ITS BLACK. I TOLD THE JACKASS I WANTED
A WHITE ONE TO MATCH MY CAR!
YOU CAN HAVE IT. THE FIRST PERSON TO
EMAIL ME AT michelle.again@gmail.com
CAN HAVE IT! I NEVER USE IT ANYWAYS!
UPDATED @ 9:12PM
UPDATED @ 9:12PM
IM ALSO GIVING AWAY A DIAMOND TENNIS BRACELET.
IT WAS PURCHASED BACK IN JULY 2006 FOR $1200. PLEASE
EMAIL ME AND TELL ME WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE THIS
BRACELET. THE MOST IMPRESSIVE EMAILER WILL GET
15 comments:
I will buy it! How do i contract you?
wow this serious?
How do i contact u michelle?
I NEED AN EMAIL ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER
cAN yOU POST EMAIL HERE?
I live in Canada. Can I purchase?
if u have anything left. im open for purchases. thanks!
I live in California and Ill give you 6,000. How do i contact you?
I would like to know what you have left for a person of the male persuasion. Please email me at bearman2003@yahoo.com I am hoping I am not too late as I am just now coming across this post. Thanks for your time. Mark
Seriously you guys should update.-.-
damn. handle your business. what's left? hit me up at AKHKHARUW@YAHOO.COM
what happened? Why is this blog dead?
when in the fuck are ya'll gonna update?
I guess newbistar and the new urban 's 15 mins of fame is up. What yall aint goin to update,
Guess Chris Stokes paid Newbistar to STFU too?!
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