Hahahahaahahahaahahaha!
Lindsay Lohan isn't the only problem child in her family. Nope. A younger, dumber, sluttier relative exists and she's desperately trying to outdo her recovering alcoholic kin folk.
Meet Alyssa Patrick, 20 year old cousin of Lindsay. She's got Lindsay beat by miles. This girl dropped out of school in the nineth grade, was in juvenile detention for eleven months stemming from a drug possession charge, left home at seventeen, moved to Hollywood and started stripping, and is now dabbling in weird, low budget porn flicks. Tragic! Anyways, we received a GIF pic from a reader who got their hands on a clip from one of this whore's scenes. In the movie, Alyssa is being filmed while peeing on the sidewalk, in broad daylight while patrons of a strip mall pass by. One of the owners of a business in the plaza comes over and sees Alyssa pissing on his sidewalk and gives her a piece of his mind (and foot). Unfortunately, we can't post the entire clip (nor would we want to). I think this looped animation is more than enough to sum up this slut.
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2/6/08
Lindsay Lohan's Cousin Kicked In The Ass!
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lmaoooooooo oh shit he booted the hell out dat bitch! imma watch it again
wow! that's messed up ahaha she kinda look like lindsy though.
That's Lundsay Lohan?
Re: That's Lundsay Lohan?
NO YOU DUMB ASS CAN YOU READ IT SAYS ALYSSA PATRICK THE COUSIN OF LINDSAY DAMN WHY THESE PEOPLE ON THIS BLOG BE SO FUCKEN STOOPIT? READ! AINT THAT WHY YOU COME ON HERE IS TO READ OR DO YOU JUST LIKE THE STARS ON THE FUCKEN BACKGROUND. IDIOT!
lmao she was pissin and got kicked mid-stream. dumb bitch
lmao @ watch the stars
hahahahahahaahhaaahahhaahaahhahahahahahahahaha she look stardled
OMG! DID LINDSAY SEE THIS? WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO SAY?
Ya I heard about this alyssa bitch a few months ago. They said she was the main supplier of cocaine to lindsay. im sure if you would look you would find pics of the 2 cousins together. i'll look and see if i can find some. they're out there. trust me.
Yea she does have a family resemblence to Lindsay. You can tell she's Irish too.
As funny as this is to eatch it's also painful. lololololol But I can't stop watching in agony and laughter.
*Watch*
Granpa not easy!
So i guess yall are back newbistar. Took you long enough> You lost some of your fan base though, good luck getting that back. ..
WELCOME BACK NEWBISTAR! THIS IS SOOOOO FUCKIN FUNNY AND EMBARASSING!
oh my god! this is so bad. how embarassing!
lmmfao @ Re: That's Lundsay Lohan?
NO YOU DUMB ASS CAN YOU READ IT SAYS ALYSSA PATRICK THE COUSIN OF LINDSAY DAMN WHY THESE PEOPLE ON THIS BLOG BE SO FUCKEN STOOPIT? READ! AINT THAT WHY YOU COME ON HERE IS TO READ OR DO YOU JUST LIKE THE STARS ON THE FUCKEN BACKGROUND. IDIOT!
oh wow....lmfao....it looked like it took her a minute to realize what happened.....
Wow...what a mess...
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